The first step to winning the presidency is getting your name out there. The American public is much like high schoolers voting on prom king and queen, if they don't know enough about you, you ain't got their vote. Luckily in this case, we received a "small loan" of one-million dollars from our father and have built a billion dollar real estate empire. Golden arch's of McDonalds does not compare to hoisting the golden letters TRUMP all over various hotels throughout the world.
Timing your announcement for your candidacy is crucial, as is the way you do it. You want the media to catch you ascending down from the heavens (really just an elevator ride down) on your way to begin the war to win the west wing. Spewing controversial comments about certain group of people will help spark the media to give you more attention that LeBron James gets on ESPN. Hey, all press is good press right?
With everyone knowing your name, now you will announce your various positrons on certain issues. Make sure to rally behind building that wall, penalizing doctors and women who seek out and perform abortions, and do not stop until every Walmart across America will sell guns to anyone who wants one.
Hold on, HOLD ON.. it seems like we are forgetting something here... oh yeah a rallying cry! Something the people can get behind.. something to replace "remember the alamo" I got it!! 'Make America Great Again!" Be sure not to specify when America was great however, this might make certain people feel uncomfortable.
Of course, we still need to actually win the GOP primary to become the official candidate for the Republican party for president. Assuming you win this and get all the way to becoming the candidate versus the democratic candidate , the fight now truly begins.
It is now the time to send out a message that resonates with the majority of people regardless of strict party line voters. Issues such as job security and putting America first and stopping at nothing to bring back American jobs as well as protect our borders. Repealing Obamacare and deporting criminal aliens is a must to make America Safe Again.
The American public is so over this whole PC (political correctness) movement. Exploit this in anyway you can by talking just like every regular citizen does. This is a fight on the corrupt and unfair media that we call FAKE NEWS. This movement is unlike any you have ever seen before, believe me, I love it more than anyone else. Pressing your fingers against the keyboard of your phone at 3 am while on the toilet is a very effective mode of communication do not forget this. Twitter will allow you to communicate to millions of people for free, weather or not you are being 100% accurate does not matter cause once they see it they believe it.
Hiring the grim reaper (Steve Bannon) to be chief strategist for your campaign is perfect. Allowing the leader of the so-called Alt-Right into mainstream politics presents no threats whatsoever. His message for America is built off the anger and fear that lives inside Americans from all over the country. They do not want a politician this time around, they want a self indulgent, arrogant, cocky, billionaire, oompa loompa to lead them to Make America Great Again.
If you talk about all of this and implement it, the path to 270 electoral votes is inevitable. Just look at your opponent, she is as crooked as crooked can be. The popular vote does not matter, just go for the 270 electoral votes that each state is apportioned to. Now that you have read this, watch yourself propel in american politics and land yourself in the Oval Office. BUILD THAT WALL!!!!!!!
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